Not a big story, but fun all the same. Chris Devers sums it up nicely: a mysterious encrypted message got sent to Fermilab, which was then got (mostly) deciphered as:-
FRANK SHOEMAKER WOULD CALL THIS NOISE
[…]
EMPLOYEE NUMBER BASSE SIXTEEN
…though the middle section has yet to be cracked. Might I suggest: “all your basse are belong to us“…?